Allison drew our boys Ritter and Klein drunk and in a rather compromising position (in the style of the acclaimed Max Beckmann, of course) at the request of our friend mnemophylax, who has been kind enough to tell a lot of people on the internet about us. You could do this too! We’ll write or draw you pretty much anything, within reason.
Meanwhile, let’s enjoy the irony of how the first art depiction of gay shit for this incredibly gay story involves these two not-very-gay douchebags. It is delicious, that irony. Mmm.