Remember in the last question how we were like uhhhhh welllllll there’s sort of a lot of logistical issues with this whole potential film adaptation thing
Yeah that hasn’t gone away
Initially we were like no, this is uncastable
But then we found a few solutions to our problem:
Doctorow is this guy
not Mads Mikkelsen, but specifically Mads Mikkelsen in that movie, plus eyepatch
Maria is Louise Brooks
this picture of Paul Dano as Ireneo
this particular picture of Rupert Graves
would sort of look like Herr Inspektor if he were blond and German and had less intense eyes
Rainer is definitely not Tom Hiddleston, sorry to our one reader who really wants him to be Tom Hiddleston but he is just not the right guy
Rainer could possibly be Tilda Swinton
Jemand would also have to be Tilda Swinton
we would accept a large, German George Sanders as Althausen
Farley Granger could be Alma in the genderbent version maybe
Kyoya from Ouran High School Host Club is the only person we would accept for Klein
obviously Conrad Veidt is Cesare
and Gwyn too, actually
actually nevermind, Starring Conrad Veidt as Everyone
with Peter Lorre as Himself
oh and Ibsen is this cat right here
Yeah, so, maybe this film adaptation idea isn’t so impossible after all??? oh wait
